Laziest player – Muzzy, never comes out box, dunt help out midfield and never shoots, idle bastard
Most skilful – Danny or jack by a mile, although there is the mcewan flick
Least skilful – Dewsnap, wainwright, speedy, basically the not very mobile players
Most intelligent – Mcewan and Mellor, they’ve got degrees you know!
Least intelligent – clarkson, sometimes I wonder whether he’s got a head never mind a brain
Best dress sense – Woody, he’s the only one that tries
Worst dress sense – Danny, jack, fisher and wainwright. Anyone who discusses what clothes to wear down town then show up in vests generally want shooting
Best taste in music – Woody, it’s the closest taste to mine!
Worst taste in music – everyone else
Hardman – Me, you don’t fuck wi me, ask Mellor!!! But probably Mellor
Fastest player – Erm……..we’re not a very fast team are we?
Slowest player – Speedy, runs backwards
And…..who’s the longest in the shower? – Dewsnap in both senses of the question, he’s in there forever and he’s usually erect
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